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mszombi:

imagineham:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

ameliastardust:
“I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE
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ameliastardust:

I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE

sjowee:
“Photographed by Arlene Gottfried
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sjowee:

Photographed by Arlene Gottfried

elisabluh:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

what the fuck is happening

In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate.

vaspider:

girlschasinggirls:

tsaritsacatherine:

Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
   Lyudmila Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper credited with 309 kills, she is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history. She visited with President Franklin Roosevelt, becoming the first Soviet citizen to be welcomed at the White House. Afterward, Eleanor Roosevelt asked Lyudmila to accompany her on a tour of the country and tell Americans of her experiences as a woman in combat. Pavlichenko was only 25, but she had been wounded four times in battle.
more х,х,х | gifs from Battle for Sevastopol 2015 trailer.

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this is her 

That movie is fucking amazing BTW and should be watched.

yellow-dress:
“ teratomarty:
“ one-angry-liberal:
“ sonofbaldwin:
“ The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.
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One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen.
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You know what pisses me off about this? Really, REALLY pisses me off? That’s...

yellow-dress:

teratomarty:

one-angry-liberal:

sonofbaldwin:

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

aclassilieutenant:

weavemama:

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES 

And once again Americans get all the fun

shatners-phallus:

I wanna think like Finn so bad :’(